"What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?" joke

Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? A: 20 class rings fell out.

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Snow difference

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Britney Smith:hahaha cheerleaders are just half naked skanks who do nothing but sit on the sidelines saying 'go team go!' and they are so dumb they think that cheering on a sport is a sport xD
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Zazu:You mad bro?
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KISS MY ASS JERKS!!!:you are a disgusting person!!!!!! I'm a middle school cheerleader doing a project, and to see awful things like that is just so terrible and so rude!!!!!! you should feel terribly about yourself!!!!! and by the way, I am a cheerleader, and also the 5th smartest student in my grade. take that stereotypes!!!!!!!
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