"What does an octopus wear on a cold" joke

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four more...

Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...

National Schizophrenic's Convention: Anybody who's everybody will be there!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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