"What does an octopus wear on a cold" joke

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

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