"What do you call a grumpy cow?" joke

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.

Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.

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