"What do blondes and cow pies have in common?" joke

- The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...

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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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R.L.Lucas,Jr:From the stand point of a Liberal Conservative and a Texan. Texans believe if you are stupid enough to bring a knife to a gun fight you are the Weekest Link....Good Bye! Bang (Remember: We not only have the Death Penalty, but we use it and have added an Express Lane.
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zach:this is not funny democrats are awesome
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