"What did one of Frankenstein's ears" joke

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've more...

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.

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Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.

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