"What Happened?" joke

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An old couple was preparing for bed while on their honeymoon. When the man took his socks off, his bride noticed he only had two or three toes.
"Oh goodness," she said, "what happened to your feet?" "I had Tolio," he replied.
"You mean Polio?" she asked. "No, Tolio," he said.
Next he removed his pants and she saw that his knees were bent backwards.
"Wow! What happened to your knees?" she asked. "I had Knee Coli," he answered.
"E. Coli?" asked the wife. "No," he replied, "Knee Coli."
Finally, he removed his underwear.
"Oh, let me guess," she said, "Smallcox?"

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

After he finished examining Bertha, the doctor went into the hallway to talk to her husband Charles.
"I don't want to alarm you, Charles, but I don't like the way your wife looks at all," the doctor said grimly.
"I don't either, doc," replied Charles, more...

Dear Mom and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us all to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and two of our sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily none us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for more...

A man goes into the doctor.He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh, only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks.""I've more...

A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Walmart "associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me sir... can you tell me anything about more...

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