"Werewolf" joke

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Mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.
Be quiet dear and go and comb your face.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Q: What`s the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."

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