"Weird restaurant order" joke

Alexander, looking as if he had lost his last friend, entered a restaurant one morning and sat down at a table. Alexander quietly said to the waitress, "Bring me two eggs fried hard, a slice of toast burned to a black cinder, and a cup of very weak coffee."As the waitress set the order in front of him, she asked, "Anything else, sir?""Yes," Alexander answered. "Would you please sit down and nag me. I'm homesick."

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