"Ways to know that exams or upon us" joke
You can't stop dreaming in { French }. (Enter dreaded subject here {X})
Your roomate is wearing tights and a viking helmet and storming the TV Room.
The corner drug store has substituted condoms with No-Doz on Shelf #1.
You finally started to understand your Engineering Prof's accent.
Your walkman batteries are dead.
Your hair is clenched.
Your dorm gives a class called "Caffine: Friend or Foe?" 8) You find the ID you lost in October.
Philosophy makes perfect sense.
You consider using physics and trig to improve sex.
All the numbers are worn off your calculator buttons.
You fall asleep standing up... realize you're falling... and calculate your:
a) angular velosity
b) estimated time of impact
c) Force (in Newtons) exerted on your skull at impact
d) Relativistic (according to Einstien) velosity with respect to the speed of light.
Cops start charging students with "Driving while Brain-Dead"
You wear sox on your hands so you can "consult with Lambchop & Floppsie" during conversations.
You unconciously mutter "I got Wapner at 4... definitely"
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