"Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris..." joke

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Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Chuck norris walked down the street and got an erection... there were no survivers.

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