"Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris..." joke

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Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.

Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a sharp roundhouse kick to the head.

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

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