"Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris..." joke

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Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids.

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.

That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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