"Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris..." joke

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of you finest beer that I can lick my eye."
The barkeep says, more...