"Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris..." joke

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Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Chuck norris walked down the street and got an erection... there were no survivers.

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

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