"Was Monica lying?" joke
A reporter asked Clinton one day. "Was Monica lying?"
Clinton responded by saying. "No, she was on her knees."
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
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