"Virginia: Refridgerator" joke
Virginia: Two men in a pickup truck went to a new-home site to steal a refrigerator.
Banging up walls, floors, etc., they snatched a refrigerator from one of the houses, and loaded it onto the pickup.
The truck promptly got stuck in the mud, so these brain surgeons decided that the refrigerator was too heavy.
Banging up *more* walls, floors, etc., they put the refrigerator *back* into the house, and returned to the pickup truck, only to realize that they locked the keys in the truck - so they abandoned it.
Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can definitely see my self in them.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?