"Vegetarian Woman" joke

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Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
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It takes balls to be a transvestite.

Why does a blonde only change diaper on her baby once a month?
Because it says good for up to 20 pounds

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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