"Vegetarian Woman" joke

Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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