"Vegetarian Woman" joke

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Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disneyland. When they saw a sign that said "Disneyland left" they turned around and went home.

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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