"Uconn joke" joke

by TJ

Q: What does the average UConn player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can more...

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun," so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse more...

Q:How do you kill a blonde?
A:Stick a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

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