"Uconn joke" joke

by TJ

Q: What does the average UConn player get on his S.A.T.?
A: Drool.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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