"Uconn joke" joke

by TJ

Best prank ever: Putting ur friends fingers in water while they sleep...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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