"Uconn cheerleaders" joke

by TJ

Q: What do you get when you put 32 UConn cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

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Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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