"Uconn cheerleaders" joke

by TJ

Q: What do you get when you put 32 UConn cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

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