"Uconn cheerleader" joke

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Q: How do you get an UConn cheerleader into your dorm room?
A: Grease her hips and push.

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson; "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can more...

Sitting nan in the naughty corner because she started a fight at bingo

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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