"U.S. Threatened to Bomb Pakistan" joke

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After 9/11, the U.S. threatened to bomb Pakistan, "back to the Stone Age."
The plans were cancelled after Pakistan's president pointed out that the U.S. would be bombing his country up to the Stone Age.

Iranian president Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University in New York.
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