"Two Roaches Having A Discussion" joke
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
“I was in that new restaurant across the street, ” said one. “It’s so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere–it’s so sanitary that the whole place shines. ”
“Please, ” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I’m eating! ”
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