"Trump to Miss USA: You're not fired" joke

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Miss USA Tara Conner, who had come under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while underage, will be allowed to keep her title, Donald Trump announced Tuesday.

"I've always been a believer in second chances," Trump, who owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, said with Conner at his side.
Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning.
"She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York," Trump said. "At least that's what I think she said, it's always hard to understand what women are saying when you're banging them from behind. But it's clear she's willing to do what it takes to keep her title."

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...

I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

Donald Trump, part owner of the Miss USA Pageant, has decided not to dethrone Miss USA Tara Conner for engaging in "inappropriate conduct" for a young woman.

Experts believe Trump's show of compassion came from his realization that, in order to avoid more...

The president of the Miss Universe Organization said Miss USA Tara Conner will not be dethroned. They released a statement saying "The Organization and Mr. Donald J. Trump will be evaluating her behavioral and personal issues”...
And by “evaluating” Trump means, more...

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Donald Trump reports that he actually has a dime for every time he's been
called a ruthless bloodsucking bastard.

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