"Trouble At The Local Bar…" joke

A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts! ” The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.
The guy drinks it fast. “Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts! ”
The barman looks at the guy oddly but hands another beer to the guy.
The guy drinks it fast. “Quick another beer before the trouble starts! ”
The barman hands him another beer, with a frown on his face, but hands it over reluctantly.
Again, the guy drinks it fast. “Quick another beer before the trouble starts! ”
The barman replies, “Look pal, exactly what trouble are you talking about? ”
“I haven’t got any money! ”

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