"Tounge twister" joke

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Dr suess tonuge twister.
See if you can do this read each
sentence out loud!
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now read only the the third line of each
sentence!
This is how to keep a dumbass
busy for forty seconds.

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