"Touched By Dallas Cowgirl" joke

Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Touchback.

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

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My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
"Well....."

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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