"Top ten signs you're tired of The Olympics" joke

All that's left of your Olympic fever is a dry hacking cough
You imagine your hands around the throat of that Coke-drinking polar bear
You say, "Oh good, 'Hangin' with Mr. Cooper' is on tonight"
Whenever the Olympic theme music ends you find you've put another fork into the back of your hand
You're NBC President Warren Littlefield
You decide against naming your baby girl Picabo
Your name is Bonnie Blair and you've starting using your five gold medals as coasters
Actually watched "The Jackson Family Honors"
You beg your son to let you return to Indiana
(Dave's mom is stationed in Lillehammer as the Olympic correspondent for the Late Show)
No longer laugh at the name Gillooly

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