"Top Ten Reasons Why Studying Is Better Than Sex" joke

10. Usually you can find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up right where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you needn't worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter, you'll never gain the reputation of a 'book teaser'.
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV, all simultaneously.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You never have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you're unsure about what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

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