"Top 10 alternative things to do with children" joke

Every parent occasionally has a disagreement with their kids. There is a brief moment when you consider the options...
Doorstops
Boat anchors
Speed bumps
Target practice
Decoys
Pitbull snacks
Elevator counterweights
Shark bait
Crash dummies
And the Number One alternative thing to do with children...
Organ donor

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