"Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean)" joke

I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)