"Top 10 Things to Say About a Holiday Gift You Don'" joke
Hey! There's a gift.
Well, well, well...
Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes, that would've fit.
Perfect for wearing in the basement.
Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
I really don't deserve this.
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