"Titanic Made By Shubhas Ghai" joke

Ever wondered what would be in " Titanic " if the same was made by Subhash Ghai.
The name of the movie? " Naav Doobta hai. Pyaar Doobta Nahin". Well here it goes!

1] The ship would be overflowing with extras whom you normally find in movies that
have a court scene full of people or a Janta basti full of janta.

2] Madhuri has to be Rose and who else but Shahrukh as JJJJJ JJJ Jack. Madhuri's
name would be Phool and Shahrukh's name would be Chakh. (Alphabet "a"
deliberately left out)

3] The Titanic would be sailing from Madh Island to the Gateway of India.

4] Madhuri would be dancing in the rain with Shahrukh in tow.

5] Rose's fiance would be Gulshan Grover who mutters "bad man" everytime
he sees Shahrukh.

6] Shahrukh would eventually find his long lost mom AaBaap Singh on the ship.
Shahrukh also gets his sister nanhi gudiya.

7] The movie would only last for 7 hours.

8] The music director would be of course AR Rehman who would compose a
disco on the boat.

9] The boat sinks, not because of the iceberg but because of excessive
on-board population.

10] The climax would surely have at least 10 bomb blasts in spite of the ship
sinking. These would be thrown by Amrish Puri ( Durjan Singh) at Shahrukh.

11] The infamous lovemaking in the back seat of the car; the car would be a
Maruti 800 ( very less space! !! got it?)

12] There would be only 12 songs in the movie.

13] Remember Rose changing her mind about jumping into the water? In our case,
Madhuri changes her mind, since.. . since.. the Titanic is moving along Mahim
creek and the water stinks. Eeeeks!!

14] How can I forget the painting scene? Shahrukh would be painting Madhuri's
portrait with Madhuri fully covered minus the locket. ( Censors yaar ). Of course
the portrait would be drawn by MF Hussain.

15] Most important!! The number of times the word "Bachaoooo" would be yelled
would be a record in the history of cinema.

16] Amitabh Bacchan would make a guest appearance as the Ship's captain and
would be waltzing with Madhuri during the party. Of course, he would not die.

17] Amrish Puri would die while trying to swim towards Worli sea face because of
the water stench.

18] Madhuri and Shahrukh should be singing a song in the Swiss Alps. So what
if the full movie should be in the ship.

19] The focus shifts to Mandakini only when she falls into the sea and is fully
drenched. Till then she is never shown.

20] Only during the climax would Aasoo Devi tell Chakh about how Durjan troubled
them. Chakh would then yell " Kutte mein tera khoon pee jaaoonga". The
ensuing fight would only last for an hour.

21] There would be an antakshari for the "drowners" conducted by Annu Kapoor
instead of the trio Playing the violin.