"Tight Skirt" joke

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Did you ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.

3 women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were told that if they slide down a magical rainbow and shouted what they wanted to land in they would land in it.
The redhead shouted, MEN. and she lands in a group of men.
The brunette shouts, MONEY. And lands in a pile of more...

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...

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Megan:that joke is so old...and you didn't tell it right
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Natasha:lol
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RubyJones<3:This is incredably effensive..>:o
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Mrs.Sheffer:):oh my gosh I could not remember this for the life of me lol I love it!! :)
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Funny Joke? 48 vote(s). 77% are positive. 6 comment(s).