"Three Pakistanis Three Indian & Train" joke
Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are traveling by
train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England.
At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says," Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return trip. To their astonishment, the PAKISTANIS don`t buy ticket at all! !!
How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistani leaves the
toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet.
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