"Three Daughters and Their Names" joke
A man has three daughters between the ages of 3 and 7.
The oldest daughter comes up to the father and asks, "Dad, why am I named Rose?"The father responds by saying "Because on the day you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."The next day the middle daughter asked the father, "Daddy, why am I called Daisy?"The father again responded by saying "Because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head."An hour went by and the youngest daughter was screaming gibberish.The father looked up at her and yelled, "Shut up, Brick!"
A Pacific cruise liner sinks leaving only 3 survivors David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small island where they live for a couple of years doing what comes naturally, but, Daisy feels so guilty about having sex with both men, she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren but more...