"There are three blondes washed up..." joke
There are three blondes washed up on an island.
Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown
haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so
instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat
and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two.
The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm?
"Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"
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Would this be chemical, biological, or psychological warfare?
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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.