"There are really only four types of bras" joke
Forwarded from a good Presbyterian
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," continued the sales clerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types.
The sales lady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type the Presbyterian type, and the Jewish type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The sales lady responded "It is all really quite simple.
The Catholic type supports the masses,
the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen,
the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
the Jewish type makes mountains out of mole hills."
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