"The three heroes and the genie" joke
There were three people climbing a mountain. And then they came upon a genie bottle and rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said,"
I will grant each of you one wish. The first one wished to be superman. And the genie said, "
Jump off the mountain and yell superman. So he jumped and yelled superman and he turned into superman.
The second one said he wanted to be batman. The genie said,"
Jump off the mopuntain and yell batman and you will turn into batman. So he jumped off and became batman.
Then finally the third said he wanted to be Wolverine. So the genie said,"
Jump off the mountain and you will be wolverine."
And then he ran and tripped over a rock and said crap and turned into crap.
Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to more...
It's annual superheroes new years party. Batman and Spiderman are chatting.
All of a sudden the Hulk rushes in all red and perplexed.
"Whats up" asked Batman?
"Well i was upstairs looking for the toilet and i passed the bedroom and saw Wonder Women more...