"The other night during dinner" joke

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The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so
hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't
drinking milk.
- Dave George

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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So that no one could call him a bare-faced liar!

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, "How long have you been wearing that bra?" The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

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