"The other dictator in the Middle East" joke

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This political joke is from the book "From Beirut to Jerusalem," by
Thomas Friedman.
A minister goes to the Syrian dictator Hafez Assad after a national election.
Minister: I have excellent news, Mr. President! You won 98.6% of the
vote in the election! Less than 2 percent of the people dissented!
What more could you possibly want?
Assad: Their names.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

These three guys - an American, Chinese, and German - were
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So he brought it back to the other two and they all opened it togther
(the German was a really nice guy). Well, low and behold, a more...

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers? Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

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