"The only person ever to outsmart Chuck..." joke
The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors