"The new merger name game!" joke

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -
Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become -
3M and Goodyear merge to become -
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become -
Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become -
Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become -
Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become -
Mine All Mine.
Federal Express and UPS merge to become -
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become - Fairwell Honeychild.
3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become
3 Penney Opera.
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become
- Knott NOW!

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