"The most enjoyable way to follow a " joke

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The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.

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Grumpy

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Entropy has us outnumbered.

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Jenny:I knew I'm a vegetarian! ;)
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