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The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.
The Utah Jazz collected their 12th straight victory. In celebration, Utah residents might even stay up til midnight.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Alex:I knew I'm a vegetarian! ;)
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