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The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow.

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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four more...

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Jenny:I knew I'm a vegetarian! ;)
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