"The frugal man walked into the house panting and a..." joke

The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted.
"What happened, Honey?" asked his wife.
"It`s a great new idea I have," he gasped. "I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved 50 cents." "That wasn`t to smart," replied his wife.
"Why didn`t you run behind a taxi and save five dollars?"

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