"The difference between theory and" joke

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The difference between theory and practice. .. is larger in practice than in theory.

A guy walks up to a girl in the bar and asks her if she wants to play magic.
She asks, "How so?"
He replies, "We go to my house, we screw and then you disappear!"

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...

Private Jones was assigned to the army induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance (SGLI). It wasn't long before the center's lieutenant noticed that Private Jones had almost a 100% record more...

This is about a guy who revealed himself as the biggest stupidass on a major international game site. His nickname was PolleZZ. At some point some other players took the nickname Webmaster and sent him a message, saying that there was a system update going on and that in order more...

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a ironing board?
Its hard to open an ironing boards legs

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