"The checking account" joke
I man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I wanna open a f*ckin' checking acount". The teller, somewhat shocked says, "Excuse me"? and the man replies, "I said, I wanna open a f*ckin' checking acount"! So the teller states quite firmly, "If you want to talk like that, I can get the manager", but the man says back, "Go get the d*mn manager"!
She quickly gets up, goes into a back room, and returns with an older, well groomed man in a business suit.
The manager approaches the counter and asks, "Is there some sort of a problem"? To which the man relplies, "I wanna open a f*ckin' checking account". The manager, appauled with his language, says, "I beg your pardon"!?
The man seems a bit frustrated at this point, and he says, "Look... I just won $250 million in the state lottery, and I want to open a f*ckin' checking account".
The manager breathes a heavy sigh and replied, "Ooooh... I see! and this b*tch won't help you"?