"The blonde at the doctor's" joke
This blonde goes to the doctor, the doctor asks what's wrong? She takes her finger and says while she points my head hurts, my breast hurts, my knee hurts, and my foot hurts. The doctor asks are you really a red head? She gose no i'm a blonde. The doctor says no wonder your finger is broke.
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"