"The Telepathic Watch!" joke

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late? ”
“No”, he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it. ”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it? ”
“It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ” he explains.
“Oh really? What’s it telling you now? ” she inquires.
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties! ”
And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says,
“Damn thing must be an hour fast! ”

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