"The Stork Family" joke
A father stork and baby stork are sitting in their nest one night, and the baby stork is crying and crying. Trying to calm him down, the father says, "Don't cry, son. Mommy will be back soon. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The following night, it's the father's turn to do the job. Mother and the baby stork are in their nest, the baby stork is crying, and the mother is trying to calm him. "Don't cry, son," she says, "your daddy will be back as soon as he can. Right now he's bringing happiness to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the baby stork's parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he finally returns.
"Where have you been?" the parent storks ask in unison.
"Nowhere. Just scaring the shit out of college students!" replies the baby stork with a grin.
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