"The Spinster's Will" joke

An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she would like to see the lawyer to have her will drawn up. An appointment was set up for the following day.
"Tell me what you have in assets and how you would like them to be distributed under your will," the lawyer said.
"In addition to the furniture and accessories I have listed here, I have $40,000 in my savings account," replied the spinster.
"How would you like to have the $40,000 distributed?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, as I've told you, I have lived a very reclusive life," the spinster explained. "People have hardly ever noticed me, so I would like them to notice when I pass on. I would like to provide $35,000 for my funeral."
"For $35,000 you will certainly be able to have a funeral that will be noticed and will leave a lasting impression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you," remarked the lawyer. "But, tell me, what would you like to do with the remaining $5,000?"
"As you know, I have never married," the spinster said. "I've lived alone for almost my entire life and, in fact, I've never slept with a man. Before I die, I would like you to use the $5,000 to arrange for a man to sleep with me."
"Please understand that this is a most unusual request," the lawyer said, "but I will see what I can do to arrange it and get back to you."
That evening, the lawyer told his wife about the eccentric spinster and her unusual request. After thinking about how much she could do around the house with the $5,000, and with some coaxing, the wife persuaded her husband to agree to provide the service himself. "I'll drive you over tomorrow morning," the wife said, "and I'll wait in the car until you're finished."
The next morning, she drove him to the spinster's house and waited in the car while he went in. She waited for over and hour, but her husband didn't come out, so she honked the horn.
A few minutes later, the upstairs bedroom window opened and the lawyer stuck his head out and yelled, "Pick me up tomorrow! She's going to let the County bury her!"

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