"The Special Challenge" joke
A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign on the wall. It says "Ask about our special challenge".
He asks the bartender what its all about.
The bartender says points to two large pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling about three and a bit yards up and says "If you can jump up and touch those pieces of meat then you can drink in this bar free for a year.
However if you don't manage to reach them then you have to buy everyone here two rounds each."
The guy thinks about it and muses it over.
He looks at the meat then at the barman then at the meat then looks at the barman and says "Nah, pal. The steaks are too high."
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