"The Sheik" joke

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Three american businessmen were on a trip to Saudi Arabia when they stumbled upon a harem filled with gorgeous girls. They went in and were getting really "friendly" with the harem-girls when the Sheik returned and caught them in the act.

He had them tied up and told them that they would each die in a manner befitting their professions.

"What is your profession?" He asked the first guy.

"I'm a policeman", he replied.

"His penis... Shoot it off!" the Sheik shreiked.

"You... What is your profession?" He then asked the second american.

"I'm a fireman.", he replied.

"His penis... Burn it off!" he bellowed.

The third guy simply stood there smiling.

"Why are you smiling?... Never mind. What is your profession?", the Sheik asked.

He gingerly replied, "I'm a lollipop salesman".

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given a menu.
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