"The Rescue" joke

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward. The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari. The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved." News, Politics
Three Bums "One day, three bums walked up to a mansion and knocked on the door. An old man came to the door and the bums asked if it would be all right for them to sleep in the mansion for the night.
The old man replied, "Yes, but under one condition."
"And what would that be?" asked one of the bums.
"As long as you sleep with my three daughters," said the old man. The bums happily agreed.
Later that night, the old man got up, went to each bedroom and placed his ear to the doors. In the first room, he heard laughing. In the second room, he heard crying. In the third room, he didn't hear anything.
The next morning, everyone was in the dining room so the old man asked, "How come I heard laughing in the first room?" His daughter replied, "Because it tickled."
"How come I heard crying in the second room?" he asked. His daughter replied, "Because it hurt."
"How come I didn't hear anything in the third room?" asked the old man.
"Because you told me not to talk with my mouth full!" replied his daughter.

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